Hobberdehoy- A youth entering man hood.
Toxophily-Love of archery.
Faffle-To stutter or mumble.
Pismire-An ant.
Dsypygal-Having a hairy buttocks.
Valgus-Bowlegged or knock-kneed
Cornobbled-Hit with a fish
Jumentous-Having a strong animal shell
Wen-A stain, flaw, or scar
Saprostomous-Having bad breath
Calcographer-One who draws with chalk
Balbriggan-Fine cotton used mainly for underwear
Bodewash-Cow dung
Twiddlepoop-An effeminatelooking man
Atmatertera-A great grandfather’s Grandmothers sister
Liripoop- A silly creature
Anisognathous-Having the upper and lower teeth unlike
Leptorrhinian-Having a long narrow nose
Bridelope-When the new bride is “both Symbolically and physically swept off on Horse-back" to the husband's home
Whipjack- A beggar pretending to have been ship wrecked
Spodogenous- Pertaining to or due to the presence of waste matter
Mundungus- Garbage; Stinky tobacco
Chirogymnast-A finger exercise machine for pianists
Crapandina- A mineral such as a toadstone or bufonite said to have healing properities
Galligaskin-Baggy trousers
Shnazzy- Word used to describe something in a positive way
Confuzzlement- The state of being confuzzled
Fluffaluffagus- The fluffy elephant thing from sesame street
Nom- A word to represent food/eating of food can be used in everypart of speach
Fahibly Jibid-Non humane behavior
Great boogely moogley- an exclamation of excitement
Skew- to swerve
Sunday, September 18, 2011
Monday, September 12, 2011
Hypothetibilityism
Hypothetibilityism Part I. A "What If?" Scenario.
14 Days Before Absolute Zero-
I woke up today like any other day, grabbed my school bag, brushed my teeth and hair like any other teenager. Called my girlfriend, nommed on some yummy food and left for school like most kids. Went to math class, Alex got sent to the principals office for the third time this week. It's kind of disappointing considering this is only the second week of school. Bell rang and met up with friends Ziggler and Big Foot like always on the way to band. That's when it happened.
One second we're talking about building rockets and planning an amazing party, and the next second we're huddled inside of some random junior science room watching the news. CNN was showing the president. Obama stood there looking into the camera with the sternest of looks. The teacher checked to see the other channels and they were all the same footage of the president, only at slightly different angles.
“Citizens of America.” Started The President. “Today I deliver the gloomiest of sad news. The Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries also known as OPEC delivered devastating news upon my doorstep this morning. They had brought attention to the oil reserves in Saudi Arabia and Iraq. Showing oil rigs and oil wells dried up. They announced at 1:15 this morning in eastern daylight time that the oil reserves are empty and that there is no more oil at this moment in time.”
Everybody in the classroom was entranced at the television. It was like seeing everybody glued to the tv as if they were little kids. The president continued to speak.
“The Alaskan reserves told us this morning that they have enough oil to keep the country functional for seven more days. With the travel rate from the middle east to America, we will get our last import of oil in exactly fourteen days. Until then, I advise citizens of the United States of America and people of the world to conserve gasoline, plastics, and any other oil based product until a plan is created. Once a plan for this issue is created I'll personally come back on the air and deliver the message. Have a great rest of your day.”
I wonder what it's going to be like after this? Will there be any more cars? Electricity? Products? School continued today as if nothing happened. I got on my bike today like any normal day and started biking home. I went pass the neighborhood gas station and saw the price of gasoline. It was $100 to the gallon and believe it or not, there was a line overflowing into the highway.
Got home and the house was pitch black and humid. I always get home first before my parents and sisters but I was wondering why they left it so dark and hot today. I checked the thermal stat and saw that it was turned on. Checked the fuse box and everything looked good but when I went outside to see where the city gives us our electricity and gas, the dials had stopped. The air conditioner was turned off and we had no power.
I grabbed a radio and turned it to the broad cast station and I could hear the effect the presidential message had. Conserve batteries it said. It also mentioned how the power company's turned off the power to residential neighborhoods and how they planned to run it to businesses until they ran out of power. The only forms of communications they mentioned were radio frequencies and cellular phones while the batteries lasted.
I did my homework and am writing this entry. I'm going to try to journal what fascinating affect this shortage is going to create, but then again I had a journal which was for the BP oil spill but nothing big ever came out of that. We'll see.
14 Days Before Absolute Zero-
I woke up today like any other day, grabbed my school bag, brushed my teeth and hair like any other teenager. Called my girlfriend, nommed on some yummy food and left for school like most kids. Went to math class, Alex got sent to the principals office for the third time this week. It's kind of disappointing considering this is only the second week of school. Bell rang and met up with friends Ziggler and Big Foot like always on the way to band. That's when it happened.
One second we're talking about building rockets and planning an amazing party, and the next second we're huddled inside of some random junior science room watching the news. CNN was showing the president. Obama stood there looking into the camera with the sternest of looks. The teacher checked to see the other channels and they were all the same footage of the president, only at slightly different angles.
“Citizens of America.” Started The President. “Today I deliver the gloomiest of sad news. The Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries also known as OPEC delivered devastating news upon my doorstep this morning. They had brought attention to the oil reserves in Saudi Arabia and Iraq. Showing oil rigs and oil wells dried up. They announced at 1:15 this morning in eastern daylight time that the oil reserves are empty and that there is no more oil at this moment in time.”
Everybody in the classroom was entranced at the television. It was like seeing everybody glued to the tv as if they were little kids. The president continued to speak.
“The Alaskan reserves told us this morning that they have enough oil to keep the country functional for seven more days. With the travel rate from the middle east to America, we will get our last import of oil in exactly fourteen days. Until then, I advise citizens of the United States of America and people of the world to conserve gasoline, plastics, and any other oil based product until a plan is created. Once a plan for this issue is created I'll personally come back on the air and deliver the message. Have a great rest of your day.”
I wonder what it's going to be like after this? Will there be any more cars? Electricity? Products? School continued today as if nothing happened. I got on my bike today like any normal day and started biking home. I went pass the neighborhood gas station and saw the price of gasoline. It was $100 to the gallon and believe it or not, there was a line overflowing into the highway.
Got home and the house was pitch black and humid. I always get home first before my parents and sisters but I was wondering why they left it so dark and hot today. I checked the thermal stat and saw that it was turned on. Checked the fuse box and everything looked good but when I went outside to see where the city gives us our electricity and gas, the dials had stopped. The air conditioner was turned off and we had no power.
I grabbed a radio and turned it to the broad cast station and I could hear the effect the presidential message had. Conserve batteries it said. It also mentioned how the power company's turned off the power to residential neighborhoods and how they planned to run it to businesses until they ran out of power. The only forms of communications they mentioned were radio frequencies and cellular phones while the batteries lasted.
I did my homework and am writing this entry. I'm going to try to journal what fascinating affect this shortage is going to create, but then again I had a journal which was for the BP oil spill but nothing big ever came out of that. We'll see.
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